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The Outwits Comedy Company
Providing top of the line entertainment for a wide variety of events. These highly experienced entertainers, comedians and MCs are available as after dinner comedy shows, conferences MCs, trade shows, festivals, corporate functions and events.
Based Auckland, New Zealand.
Available locally and internationally.
For bookings contact:
Talent On Line by email or phone Samantha on  
 +64 9 636 1469

The Outwits comedy company offer one of the most experienced off the cuff and scripted comedy troupes in Auckland.

This is a sure fire tailored comedy for an adult audience. Honed from many years of performing before corporate crowds throughout New Zealand, Australia and the Pacific Islands they know what works and how best to leave your guests wanting more.
The Outwits company were nominated for the Fred Award
at the 2008 International Comedy Festival.

Character and Show options

The Hausts: Character Hosts and MCs

Black-belt Masters of Ceremony
Pierre and Pedro are two flamboyant Europeans, whose goal in life is to give people the best time possible.  Together they are the Hausts with the most (hair that is)!  They meet and greet the guests as they arrive, making them feel welcomed and entertained.  The Hausts will research your company and present an overview in a hilarious non-PowerPoint presentation.  This is where they forget their laptops, and have to present the slide show using their bodies, their wits, and a little help from the audience. This show is our signature piece.

Dos Gringos Mexican Hosts and Comedians

A Night of Mexican Madness

All singing, all dancing, all maracas. "Señors & Señoritas! But mostly the senoritas. DOS GRINGOS!"
Two typical lads from Westport who were raised as Mexicans. In one night they will teach you everything they know about Spanish culture - they will sing songs, fight sheep, tell myths, shake their maracas and make you laugh until taco comes out your nose.
Developed in the comedy clubs around New Zealand, this show is perfect for your next corporate event!

Arty and Farty - Comedy Duo and MCs

Never have two known so little about so much

Arty and Farty Roaming character hosts with purpose. Be it an Art Gallery, stately home or wherever your function is, their job is to show you around & tell you the "history"... well, their version of it anyway.

This show is an ideal option to use as a crowd warmer at the beginning of any lunch or dinner function. Fantastic for getting conversations started. Let Arty & Farty welcome everyone and show them around while you either relax or focus on the next part of the schedule. Roving comedy actors to keep your guests in line. These serious jokers will "Upsize" any corporate engagement.


Conference MC’s The Outwits Comedy Company are with you all the way!

Our performers are very versatile and can MC your conference as a multitude of characters. Linking all the events together with our own brand of fast paced comedy. Plus we have great shows to spice up your conference dinners.

When The Outwits host your conference, we become part of the team and get to know the guests. Our years of experience as professional improvisers mean that we can incorporate what we learn about you into the content of the show.


"Fantastic Show. Couldn't believe how fast 40 mins went by. The Hausts seemed able to read the audience really well and had done their homework on the company so had everyone in fits of laughter from beginning to end. Our group has a large demographic of ages so quite often is hard to find something that will suit everyone but from the feedback the next day I would say that the Hausts cetainly managed it."  Industry Management Systeme, Diane Mitchell.

"They impressed the audience with their zany humour, but their ability to improvise comedy on the spot, out of nothing, was quite outstanding".
 - Review of Times of Your Life starring the Outwit comedians. Alan Scott from Christchurch Press

"The best night's entertainment we've had."   Murray Devereaux,

"The guys were still raving on Sunday morning and today about your performance."
Penelope McIlwrick, The Warehouse

"It really helped kick the day off. People had tears of laughter running down their faces."
 John Connelly, Health and Safety

"Great effort, highly entertaining, thoroughly recommendable."
 Dave McDonnell, Air New Zealand

"You made those of us organising the conference look fantastic!"
 Janice Frederic, Duncan Cotterill Lawyers




The Hausts professional Corporate MCs and corporate hosts for after dinner entertainment, conferences and awards nights, Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch New Zealand
Dos Gringos, New Zealand Kiwi Mexican Character hosts and MCs, stand up comedy, corporate comedians.
Arty and Farty - roving comedians and comedy actors for conference dinners, private parties and corporate entertainment, Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch Canterbury New Zealand.
For bookings contact:
Talent On Line by email or phone Samantha on  
 +64 9 636 1469